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Alright, listen up...
Fri, Oct. 24th, 2008 11:01 amI've tried nice. I've tried mean. Now I'm just gonna say it. It's great that ya got my headmates some places to play.
But don't ya DARE forget 'bout me! If ya do... if ya do, I will haunt ya. FOREVER. I got my own plot lines going here and ya seem to be ignoring me.
Also, if ya do that thing that ya and Swan Boy's mun talked 'bout, I will hate ya for a really, really long time. That shit ain't nice. At all.
Now, do ya think ya could give me some grieving time, please? Thanks.
-Robert Barnes, Esq.
But don't ya DARE forget 'bout me! If ya do... if ya do, I will haunt ya. FOREVER. I got my own plot lines going here and ya seem to be ignoring me.
Also, if ya do that thing that ya and Swan Boy's mun talked 'bout, I will hate ya for a really, really long time. That shit ain't nice. At all.
Now, do ya think ya could give me some grieving time, please? Thanks.
-Robert Barnes, Esq.
Grr, bitch.
Tue, Oct. 7th, 2008 03:19 pmWoman,
Ya really starting to tick me off. STOP LOOKING FOR PLACES TO PUT ME! My lives are plenty screwed up already. Ya just gotta stop looking. Stop trying to find comms that take OCs. Stop even looking. I don't wanna hear that ya ain't looking for me, cause I DON'T BELIEVE YA. Ya can say it's for the others, but I KNOW that's a lie.
Just stop. Seriously. Stop.
Not more love,
Barnes
Ya really starting to tick me off. STOP LOOKING FOR PLACES TO PUT ME! My lives are plenty screwed up already. Ya just gotta stop looking. Stop trying to find comms that take OCs. Stop even looking. I don't wanna hear that ya ain't looking for me, cause I DON'T BELIEVE YA. Ya can say it's for the others, but I KNOW that's a lie.
Just stop. Seriously. Stop.
Not more love,
Barnes
Dear lady writer person,
Yes, I'm trying to be polite here. Just this once. I'm hoping that ya might actually listen this way. The FAQ, good idea. I liked that, it helped. Now, if ya could maybe finished answering those questions ya started a while ago, that'd be awesome. Everyone might find it helpful. And, while ya at it, update the damn who's who.
Now, all politeness aside, I hope ya know I was serious. I can hear ya thinking that ya might do something to put some important folks in danger. Cut it the fuck out. That ain't nice, polite, or even humane. See that power sander? I will use it. On ya brain.
Ya been doing good. Ya got both of me in plots that we're liking. Both of 'em got just the right amount of angst and drama. Don't go ruining shit now, ya got it?
Good.
-R.M. Barnes, Esq.
Yes, I'm trying to be polite here. Just this once. I'm hoping that ya might actually listen this way. The FAQ, good idea. I liked that, it helped. Now, if ya could maybe finished answering those questions ya started a while ago, that'd be awesome. Everyone might find it helpful. And, while ya at it, update the damn who's who.
Now, all politeness aside, I hope ya know I was serious. I can hear ya thinking that ya might do something to put some important folks in danger. Cut it the fuck out. That ain't nice, polite, or even humane. See that power sander? I will use it. On ya brain.
Ya been doing good. Ya got both of me in plots that we're liking. Both of 'em got just the right amount of angst and drama. Don't go ruining shit now, ya got it?
Good.
-R.M. Barnes, Esq.
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Tue, Sep. 23rd, 2008 10:45 pmBitch,
Seriously. Would ya just stop? Ya starting to piss me off. And ya ain't gonna like me pissed off.
I'll make sure ya don't sleep. Ya know I can.
Stop it.
-Bobby
Seriously. Would ya just stop? Ya starting to piss me off. And ya ain't gonna like me pissed off.
I'll make sure ya don't sleep. Ya know I can.
Stop it.
-Bobby
Dear Bitch
Sun, Sep. 7th, 2008 12:16 amDear Evil Bitch Mun,
Is it really necessary for ya to fuck with my life THIS much? Ya send me away from my husband, then throw me at a serial killer and a vampire. Yeah, all well and good, and shit. But then, I take the vamp home for a little fun?!? I must be insane. Ya need to see 'bout getting the husband back in the same zip code.
Course, flirting with the superhero... Nice touch. He's cute. I'm gonna have fun with that, lots and lots of fun. Let's just not tell 'im 'bout that immortal shit yet. Or the dog thing. Better to get 'im good and interested first, I think.
Oh, and one other thing... CRYING!?!?! During sex!?!?! That version of me can't catch a break and I'm seriously starting to get annoyed. Really, do ya think, maybe, just maybe, ya could be a bit more subtle 'bout my pain? Thanksbitch.
-Bobby
Is it really necessary for ya to fuck with my life THIS much? Ya send me away from my husband, then throw me at a serial killer and a vampire. Yeah, all well and good, and shit. But then, I take the vamp home for a little fun?!? I must be insane. Ya need to see 'bout getting the husband back in the same zip code.
Course, flirting with the superhero... Nice touch. He's cute. I'm gonna have fun with that, lots and lots of fun. Let's just not tell 'im 'bout that immortal shit yet. Or the dog thing. Better to get 'im good and interested first, I think.
Oh, and one other thing... CRYING!?!?! During sex!?!?! That version of me can't catch a break and I'm seriously starting to get annoyed. Really, do ya think, maybe, just maybe, ya could be a bit more subtle 'bout my pain? Thanks
-Bobby
Yo,
I get that ya enjoy how happy go lucky I am as a dog. But, seriously, that chip thing. NOT. COOL. Ya and the baby mama's mun need to stop with the chips. I'm a free spirit. I'm gonna roam. I'm gonna cheat to get where I wanna be. That chip is a total downer.
I sleep with fae and Gods, for crying out loud, how much good is GPS really gonna do when I ain't even always on the mortal plane. I know ya smarter than that.
NO. CHIP!
-Pissing on ya shoes
Bobby
I get that ya enjoy how happy go lucky I am as a dog. But, seriously, that chip thing. NOT. COOL. Ya and the baby mama's mun need to stop with the chips. I'm a free spirit. I'm gonna roam. I'm gonna cheat to get where I wanna be. That chip is a total downer.
I sleep with fae and Gods, for crying out loud, how much good is GPS really gonna do when I ain't even always on the mortal plane. I know ya smarter than that.
NO. CHIP!
-Pissing on ya shoes
Bobby
